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Alpha’d my way out of paying again

Max Power

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Didn't pay for my haircut again yesterday.

As I'm walking out the door the barber starts frantically calling out to me to remind me to pay. I just looked him right in the eye and said "what you gonna do pal, stick it back on with glue?"

I've used this same tactic on 6 or 7 different barbers this year and none of them have known how to deal with being challenged in this way.

This is exactly why I don't need to work. I went out for a drink with a couple of mates on Friday and didn't buy a single round. Neither of them felt brave enough to question my assertion that I'd left my wallet at home.

I could never be a 'wagie' like them and work myself to the bone for someone else's benefit. I do what I want, when I want.
 

Le Frére Alpha

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Respect.

But don't use my name as a verb bro. I've worked hard on here for it by behaving similarly to your triumph here.
 

Bruce_ma gooshvili

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I once had a barber shave my lustrous shoulder-length locks off and had to witness him getting genuinely berated by the owner for having not done it properly by collecting the hair for use as a wig.

Getting paid to have your hair cut whilst enhancing the beauty of a woman in need would have been the most Alpha haircut experience possible, but sadly it wasn't to be. Alas, I'll never be in a position to re-attempt this mastery of the hair care world. :(
 

Bada-Bing!

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"what you gonna do pal, stick it back on with glue?"
Nah I’ve seen Marmalade does the trick nicely. 🤣


Buy a set of clippers and cut your own hair. Save yourself a fortune and from having your hair cut with equipment used on numerous customers hair - not worth the risk of nits. But then going by your post you’re too tight to buy one. 🤔
 
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