Anyone who knows the centre of Cardiff well should know where I mean, but I was in a bar called Edward's this evening. Just about closing time, we were all finishing our drinks when who should walk in but the Tango man himself, Gavin Henson. Naturally, I'm stunned and, as an instinctive reaction, I shout over to him and wave. He gives me a sort of acknowledgement in the form of that surfing hand gesture (the thumb and little finger outstretched, like what Ronaldinho does) and I'm like "OMG, Gavin Henson just acknowledged me on a night out in Cardiff!" So anyways, I go over to him and say "Nice to meet you, Gav" while offering my hand for him to shake, but he just looks at me like I'm some sort of leper and says "Are those hands clean?" Naturally, I'm stunned. Granted, the guy is probably just looking to have a quiet night out and probably gets people coming up to him like I did all the time, but seriously the least he could have done was just shake my hand. But no, all he can do is ask me if my f***ing hands are clean. It would have taken him all of five seconds to shake my hand and perhaps grant me a photograph, but instead he completely spurns me, leaving me to look like an absolute tit. In summary, don't try and get anything from Gavin Henson cos he's a complete arse.