I think I want Ralph Fiennes to play Mallinder. He's gonna be a reeeaaalllyy seedy character. Underhanded and corrupt. After Northampton beat Ulster in the quarter finals Mallinder bribes Ulster to injure several Leinster players in the ML semi. He asks them to injure O'Driscoll, O'Brien, Healy, Strauss and Ross. Ulster are all "what about Johnny Sexton?" and Mallinder laughs and says "Don't waste your time. He's useless!" I should do this for a living!