I have just

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by kaftka, Aug 21, 2006.

  1. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    ...Got the interweb thingy connected again after being dicked around by Telecom.

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  3. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    Telecom backwards is Mocelet.

    Anyway, I have just paid a prostitute to dress up like my mother and have sex with me.

  4. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Are you sure it wasnt your mother you paid???
  5. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    Obviously I didn't pay my mother to have sex with me.

    I paid her to watch.
  6. melon

    melon Guest

    silly f*** for f***s sake you are truly sick you stupid c***
  7. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    Hey its only because 1 I couldn't find a tranny to dress up as Dad and 2 Dads on holiday in Sydney.

    I mean really you think Mum would be my first choice? f*** your so sick Mr Religion.
  8. DC

    DC Guest

    i woulda watched for free
  9. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    I would have paid to watch. Erics mum is hot as... So it's like one and a half Erics mum!!

    And a penis!
  10. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    Hold the phone.... You think I have a penis? Ok, now let go of the phone.
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