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kaftka
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Good stuff Mused.... About time someone posts a stream of tasteless jokes. Nice one.
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englishrugbyfan_oh
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You're a bad person, Muse^3
(Though I would like to give u a rep point of I could)
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
f***sfunny
Why are women like tornados?
Because when they come, the come hard and wet, and when they leave they fu*k of with your house and car.
(Though I would like to give u a rep point of I could)
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
f***sfunny
Why are women like tornados?
Because when they come, the come hard and wet, and when they leave they fu*k of with your house and car.
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sambãd5
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hitler goes to one of his concentration camps one day and he goes up to one of the jewish children and says, "how old are you?" and the boy says "im 12." he goes up to another child and he says "how old are you?" and the little girl goes "im 13." he goes up to a third child and asks the same question "how old are you?" and the little boy says "im almost 14" then hitler replies "an optimist ehy"
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whats the diffrence between micheal jackson and a tazmainian search and rescue team?
while the tazmanians s&r team rescues miners in shafts, mj shafts minors.
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whats the diffrence between micheal jackson and a tazmainian search and rescue team?
while the tazmanians s&r team rescues miners in shafts, mj shafts minors.
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St Helens RLFC
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Getting some complaints guys.
Tone it down please.
Tone it down please.
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Ripper
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Same people who aren't even members who closed down the lady rating thread I presume?
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DC
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what was the only thing missing at the million man march?
an auctioner
and
a black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
the cop!
an auctioner
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a black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
the cop!
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St Helens RLFC
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No, very well respected members of this board.
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dobrien7
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That's a shame, some good ones in here... oh well, some people don't have a funny bone in their whole body.
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wigan_rlfc
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lol!!!1111!!!!
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ak47
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Whats BLACK.............and sits on top of the stairs??
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A quadraplegic after a house fire
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A quadraplegic after a house fire
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jinxed_nz
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Why do farts smell??
For the benefit of the def
For the benefit of the def
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Candyman
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello".
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Stevens at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday,
a biopsyfrom another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"N ormally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
tests
one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Stevens at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday,
a biopsyfrom another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"N ormally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive
tests
one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him
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Ripper
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Code for : "I'm getting pussywhipped by my Fiancee again"
I say slap the Ho.
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neck
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why do women perfer giving jewish men head????
they like anything with 10% off
they like anything with 10% off
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Black|Raven
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yeah ho slappings fun......hehehehe ^_^ then after just say "now look what YOU made me do!" :angry:
then walk away in disgust and throw........stuff :mellow: ...........
h34r:
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ak47
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Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Mr Bush that
3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face; he then
collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost
whimpering.
Finally, having composed himself, he turned to Rumsfeld and asked, "Just
tell me exactly, how many is a brazillion?"
3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face; he then
collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost
whimpering.
Finally, having composed himself, he turned to Rumsfeld and asked, "Just
tell me exactly, how many is a brazillion?"
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ak47
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Why do Jews watch porno's in rewind???
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Coz they like to see the prostitutes give the money back. :lol: :lol:
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Coz they like to see the prostitutes give the money back. :lol: :lol:
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woosaah
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thats not funny
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nik
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There were 3 aussies and one New zealander in a bar. The aussies decide that it would be funny to **** the new zealander off."Ok, ok."Said the first one, "I know how to do it." He goes up to the NZer and says "Your Johana Lomu's a gay prick." The guy just shruggs and says "Ok." The next aussie goes up to him and says "your Johana Lomu's a transexual." again the kiwi doesnt seam to mind. the last guy goes up to him and says "Your Johna Lomu's an australian." The kiwi smiles. "i know, thats what your other friends have been trying to tell me."
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nik
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There was a limo driver taking a beautiful dark haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, "I don't have time to wait for road service. Could you change it yourself?"
The driver said, "Sure." He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked,
"Do you need a screwdriver?"
He said "Sure, honey! But, first I have to change this tire."
The driver said, "Sure." He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked,
"Do you need a screwdriver?"
He said "Sure, honey! But, first I have to change this tire."
