Legendary Hedges

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by captainamerica, Nov 12, 2005.

  1. why do they call it a missile when its ment to hit things?

    if someone that plays a piano is called a pianist, that makes someone who races a... [​IMG]
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  3. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

    What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?
  4. robbinho

    robbinho Guest

    Back on topic, please boys.

    Look at this poor sod....


    I think, in this world of riches and of poverty, we should be more concerned with the plight of his fellow, and his obvious substance abuse.

    This hedges clearly uses wood.
  5. Antipodean sonsabitches, how dare you?

    You, and you're goddamn upspeak-spam in a thread about lovely hedges.

    You're all dead to me. D'you hear?

    kaffy, sammy, rippy, eric(y) -- DEAD TO ME.


    Beside that lovely hedge is where the coppers'll find your bodies.

    There'll be blood on the lamppost.
    A torn cardigan.

    More blood on the lamppost.

    "Bodies. I'm not an animal. Bodies. It's an abortion."
  6. loratadine

    loratadine Guest

    i thought get of me alnds thingy was quite funny

    any ways ive had alot of hedges in my time, and ill post a few that ive had rescently soon.
  7. Wally

    Wally Guest

    I am the real Slim Shady.
  8. im sorry capts


    heres one that ive spent many a day around. this is how we get kiwifruit!


    and here we see passionfruit. lets face it. this hasnt been the first time someone in the forums been eating the fruit hidden in the hedges. aye kaftka
  9. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Cheers, Lora.... glad someone did, I have actually been to that place and know that it will never be the same after the disaster that hit the area....
  10. I remember seeing Vineyards in France, South of...very nice.
  11. loratadine

    loratadine Guest

    yeah i can imagine get of me land,

    just ignore these sh posters, they can be really rude sometimes.
  12. kaftka

    kaftka Guest


    And Wally?

    And Sorry?
  13. robbinho

    robbinho Guest

    What you should do is make up some tiny little t-shirts saying "the rugby forum" or such like, along with their username, and put said garment on a little dead rat or similar rodent, and send it to them in the post, with a little tag saying "You are dead to me." It's what we do when someone leaves our rugby club.

  14. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

  15. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    And I am the real wannabe mod ass-kisser.
  16. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    *plucks the lips*
  17. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Oh my kaftka....
  18. [​IMG]
    this hasnt been the only snake hidden in the hedges on this forum. aye kaftka.
  19. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    Nope, too true that...

    You're a scaley, squirmy little piece of skin-shedding reptile that likes to disguise oneself as well aren't you?
  20. ..::ERIC::..

    ..::ERIC::.. Guest

    I've got another forum suggestion!

    Why don't we make all kaftka's posts hidden unless you are signed up. This means people will sign up after they learn kaftka is on the forum, rather than keep on browsing because they can read kaftkas posts anyway.
  21. when i was on holiday from this forum i actually got time to go to america, and actually got to catch up with captain! he still lives with his folks belive it or not, and when he was out once, me and mr america (or daddy as capts likes to call him) showed me out the fence where he had been growing a hedge for some time
    hes a great man, captain's dad, great personality and can grows his bush with a lot of love and passion
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