Rugby players with strange/funny/long full names

[Intercept King JDV]

Okay so we've had threads with nicknames for rugby players so how about one with the real full names of rugby players that are strange, funny or long or never knew about!?

I'll go first...

Schalk Burger(Stormers/SA): Schalk Willem Petrus Jnr Burger
Chris Jack(Crusaders/NZL): Christopher Raymond Jack
Richard Kingi(Reds/Aus): Richard Tamati Ismael Kingi
Jongi Nokwe(Cheetahs/SA): Jongikhaya Lutric Nokwe
Alwyn Hollenbach(A&G Lions/SA): Alwyn Wilhelm Cornelius Johannes Hollenbach
Wikus van Heerden(A&G Lions/SA): Johannes Lodewikus van Heerden
Frans Steyn(Racing Metro/FRA): Francois Philippus Lodewyk Steyn

 

[TRF_Olyy]

I remember last year before the AIs S4C ran an advert about a lot of SH names

Josevata Taliga Rokocoko is one that i remember

 

[BRSTLDRGN]

Not long, and I know it is not his real name but Chilliboy Rallepelle is an awesome name

 

[lucky number 7]

danny grewcock... epic

 

[jawmalawm24]

What about league player Francis Meli? were his parents not thinking when they named him.

 

[nickdnz]

Viliame Waqaseduadua is one of my favourite rugby names.

 

[Charles]

Alipate Fatafehi

Imanol Harinordoquy

Dimitri Szarsewski

Kini Murimurivalu

 

[Intercept King JDV]

Another one is Junior Poluleuligaga, that name caught me way offside as I almost made another Junior "Polu" in my roster update, but luckily I realized that "Poluleuligaga" was actually "Polu".
Then his got a second name as well, Aukusitino.

Aukusitino Junior Poluleuligaga

 

[DuncTheDoodle]

I still find Piri Weepu kinda funny. Say it out loud...

Espechially if he one day forms a half-back partnership with that fly-half playing in the Super 14 the other week called Potty.

 

[King_D'Arcy]

hehehe wee poo!! Quality!

 

[psychic duck]

Madagascan National Rugby Union Team

1. Rodolphe Randriamanantena
2. Hasina Rakotoarivelo
3. Christian Andrianjaka
4. Tolotra Ramaromiantso
5. Claudio Ravelonomenjanahary
6. Toussaint Rabearilala
7. Rodolphe Andriambololona
8. Tahiana Randrianarisoa
9. Bienvenue Mananja Rasoa
10. José Rakoto Harison (captain)
11. Jacquot Hary Nirina
12. Rija Rakotoarimanana
13. Lantoniaina Rakotoarisoa
14. Bejaniaina Rakotoarivelo
15. Bernard Razafindranaivo

16. Vonjiniaina Andriamananjara
17. Donald Rakotomialoha
18. Bruno Rakotonirina
19. Tiana Ravelomanatsoa
20. Simon Randrianantenaina
21. Herilaza Ramanoelina
22. Herizo Rasoanaivo

Coach: Berthin Rafalimanana

The commentators will be shaking in their boots that they might qualify for RWC 2015, if they thought Georgia was hard then they will have another thing coming ...

 

[Draggs]

Bladen would have know issue.
Jonathan Davies would jump out of the commentary box.

The Georgian names were decent enough to fluke, just mumble and add -vili.

Tobias Gerald Albert Lieven Flood... Dear lord, at least he his parents had the decency to not give him a double-barreled surname.

 

[big ginger 8]

****! I'm guessing their is something significant about names starting with Ra in Madagascan culture.

 

[Groundhog]

Ooh ah up the Ra's.
Future Madagascan chant starter here

 

[Dizzy]

Johnathan Falesasa Umaga

Not funny or long, just not Tana.. lol

 

[TRF_Ezequiel]

Not rugby names but I think Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk are hilarious names

 

[white bear]

Tusi Pisi most funny:lol:

 

[TRF_heineken]

I remember on Jonah Lomu Rugby on the PS1 the kicker from malaysia had a funny name: "Laksanasompong with the kick" was usually how the game started...

 

[welshglory]

Ratu Taniela Rawaqa Maravunawasawasa

His short name is Taniella Rawaqa​

 

[Groundhog]

I've always found Benjamin Urdapiletta amusing, mainly because I mispronounce his name and end up calling him Urpalurrpida