Hi...my name is Nate, and I'm a SMF. I've been a member for going on 5 years now. Those fellas over at the SSF think they have problems..."Ooooh, I have too much time on my hands..." Quit your whinning and embrace that time...cherish that time...make love to that free time, because once you join my ranks it all goes out the window. I find my self saying the same sad things that our hero, Frank the Tank, used to say, "Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time." So, if you, are like me, and find your time being filled with waiting on your beloved (please give me an accurate Estimated Time of Departure for once) and then having to ensure her that she indeed does not look fat and/or hideous, please stand up and state your name.