Things that **** me off

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by St Helens RLFC, Jun 27, 2006.

  1. - Chavs/mouthy kids.

    - People who wear their socks over their pants legs.

    - Knobends who drive round on mini scooters.

    - People who drive with their bass turned up listening to **** music.

    - Footballers who wear their socks over their knees.

    - Cyclists and motorcyclists

    - People who walk like they have all the time in the world and you haven't.

    - Men with earrings and piercings.

    - Mouth ulcers

    - People who don't indicate.

    - Telesales calls

    - Hackers

    feel free to add/subtract.
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  3. sanzar

    sanzar Guest

    -Soccer World Cup referees

  4. The TRUTH

    The TRUTH Guest

    All of the above

    +Thumb sucking goal celebrations
  5. loratadine

    loratadine Guest

    +whinging aussies.
  6. toup

    toup Guest

    + The english... thought I'd add it for you lora ;)

    oh, and for me...

    + People who treat their pets as if they are actually human... I don't mind people loving their pets (although the less physically the better), but they don't ACTUALLY understand you when you talk to them...

    + English football 'fans' ruining it for everyone else by beating up germans/trashing reastaurants/burning sausage dogs (just cos they don't show it on the news, doesn't mean it isn't happening!)

    + When you get peanut butter stuck on the roof of your mouth

    + When you get hit on the nose and your eyes just water automatically... No, I'm not f**king crying!

    + Julian Clary... ooooh don't get me started :%#%#:
  7. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

  8. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

  9. C A Iversen

    C A Iversen Guest

    Yes, that is pathetic, IF you are having a conversation with them. It's a well known fact that dogs respond to verbal commands.

    Also, if you are doing it just so they understand your tone of voice, (which they can read) then surely that doesn't count either.

    I assume your referring to the kind of person who say's things like:

    "Mr Woofer, would you like me to buy you a subscription to The Herald?"

    "Grover, my mother is coming over tonight, so no more cruel comments about her weight please."

    "So, Pookie, would you say that you are more right wing, or liberal in your political views?"

    "Honestly Horace, who made the better epic trilogy, Peter Jackson or George Lucas?"

    That sort of thing?
  10. toup

    toup Guest

    Yes, those are the kinds of things. Especially this one, as dogs are famously biased towards the Lord of the Rings series.

    Some cite the more recent prequel trilogy as having marred their enjoyment of Lucas' original 3 films, others cannot overlook the introduction of the unnecessarily childish ewoks in return of the jedi and their highly implausible victory over a better equipped and trained imperial army of stormtroopers. Others would simply rather lick their balls.

    Either way, they CANNOT speak back to you...
  11. ak47

    ak47 Guest

    James Blunt :wall:

    English Cricket team, except Freddy

    World Cup Referees

    Flat beer

    Dirty Keg pipes

    Disease pictures in ciggy packs

    Jessica Rowe


    My Brazil, Spanish and English Neighbours, that proclaim, coz i dont have a car, they can park in my units car space....then pay rent for it or f*** off back home

    Big Rabbi looking dudes that take up the whole footpath, and force you to walk onto the grass, around them.

    Idiots that take forever to get bets on the TAB machine, when their race is in 20 mins and my race is about to jump, and i need to get my bet in.

    Dumbass bar chicks that dont know who's next in line

    Poker Machine Music
  12. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Why not collect them and play Snap down the pub with them

    For Money or more Ciggies
  13. An Tarbh

    An Tarbh Guest

    - Cheats

    - Snobs

    - People who work for snobs

    - Pricks who drive through puddles

    - Peter Collins, Eamon Horan - crap Irish tv presenter/journalist

    - Joe Duffy, obnoxious talkshow host

    - Manipulative bitches
  14. i know a certian someone who wouldnt like that there, boss.

    anyway add,

    -white people who think there black
    -people who cant handle a joke
    -people who cant understaind why they get made fun of/get into trouble when they are actally the problem.
    -overweight people who say its in there genes
    -adults who think that drinking milk will make there bones stronger (90% of calcum is absorbed in the 1st 18yrs of your life, 8% from 70+ and 2% between 18-70)
  15. actually, what i find really fun, is that theres this long, strait stech or road, and the speed limit is only 50k, and it use to be 80, but theres a intermediate school one one side. now on the otherside, is about 100m of farm land then a cliff, so there is no reason what so ever to cross the road. so everyone drives 60 on it anyway.

    so what i do, is actually drive 50, and watch about 6 cars line up behind me and i look in my mirror and all the drivers are :rahh: . or even better, i go 45.
  16. gjohn85

    gjohn85 Guest

    * All those bloody World Cup Songs being played all day where I work.
    * Reality TV shows like big brother, x factor
    * When you nearly **** yourself trying to strain a fart
    * Men who think they are god's gift to women.
  17. kinkon89

    kinkon89 Guest

    +soccer refs

    +school mornings.......HATE WAKING UP WHEN YOUR HALF ASLEEP!


    +ppl who dress like fags, but think they look extra kool
  18. MonoTurd

    MonoTurd Guest

    - people who think the soccer world cup is a big thing over here in New Zealand

    - people who havent listened to a certain band and think they are ****

    - people who try to save the world by biking around town

    - people in 4WD's who drive around town and never dream of taking it off-road
  19. DC

    DC Guest

    - university of michigan, and their god awful fans

    - notre dame and their **** head fans

    - foreign objects in crevices

    - halving kaftka's weiner.. with a silent L

    - ripper when he shoots some skeet to the thoughts of Miami U
  20. EVOL

    EVOL Guest

    it'd be a very different story if we had a world class side tho
  21. woosaah

    woosaah Guest

    bu tthats not the thing in question
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