TRF Top 5

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by DC, Jul 20, 2006.

  1. DC

    DC Guest

    Ok I am trying to start in what I think can be a fun, creative and funny game.
    Inspired from the Late Show with David Letterman, with their nightly top 10 list, I think we should at least try to have our own list. Though I made it 5 rather than 10, because doing 10 on your own can be rather hard, and may take too long and not as funny.

    So this is how it will work, I will mention a topic and the next person will give the top 5 things in direct relation to that topic, thus that person will then create a new topic (can be any topic) and the game will proceed continously.

    Top 5 Reasons South Africa Will Lose To New Zealand
     
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  3. Gay-Guy

    Gay-Guy Guest

    Reason 5: Because Reuben Thorne has been selected.
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    Reason 4: Because Habana was not born before the Greatest American Hero (Scott Hamilton) started his career on TV.
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    Reason 3: Because Jake White has dropped some of SA's proven training methods like naked group swimming and ballroom dancing.
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    Reason 2: Because the Springbok team will need to preserve their faces for Sunday mornings photo shoot.
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    and the main reason why the Springboks will lose to NZ is.....


    The new All Black haha reminds them of the Zulu dawn war dance
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  4. DC

    DC Guest

    haha great reasons gay guy.. now you pick a new topic!!
     
  5. Gay-Guy

    Gay-Guy Guest

    Oh...ok then...I though we carried on from our top reason....




    Top 5 reasons why the new haka will scare the Springboks
     
  6. ive been waiting a while for someone to make a thread like this. good work
     
  7. QKXV

    QKXV Guest

    Top 5 reasons why the new haka will scare the Springboks

    Because...


    1) it will be performed with Handbags (picture above)...
    2) in Australian rugby shirts.....
    3) all printed with the numbers 49-0 on the front...
    4) and the words will promise to let Jaco v.d westhuizen open as no 10 for ever more
    5) ...and to take them home after the match to meet their mothers....
     
  8. DC

    DC Guest

    make sure after you give your top 5 you create a new topic ;)

    to keep it flowing..
     
  9. QKXV

    QKXV Guest

    Top 5 reasons rugby is better than soccer
     
  10. DC

    DC Guest

    Top 5 reasons rugby is better than soccer

    5.) Soccer players spend more time styling their hair then training.
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    4.) Having muscles is not forbidden in the sport of rugby.
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    3.) Match Fixing, is not part of the game.
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    2.) After scoring a try, fans don't wonder if the player(s) is(are) gay or not..
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    1.) Despite the circumstances, footballers always find a way to take their kit off
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    now a real challenge for you so called.. "comedy genius'"

    Top 5 Reasons Why South Africa May Not Be A Good World Cup Host In 2010
     
  11. Mr. Laxative

    Mr. Laxative Guest

    I've got 2 reasons..........

    2. They've never played in a World Cup before - or at least in living memory.
    1. South Africa have a football team??? Oh, that's right - they're generally seen in the green jumper on a rugby field!!




    I'm stuck for another three...
     
  12. BigTen

    BigTen Guest

    Oh Jacko,

    Sometime you make me laugh and other times you make me cry. Right now I am laughing and crying.

    South Africa was in the 2002 World Cup where they got the exact same results as Australia did - P3 W1 D1 L1 F5 A5 PTS4

    But they were unlucky and finished third in their group unlike the Australians that got the same results but finished second.

    South Africa was in the 1998 World Cup where they again finished in third place after 2 draws and a loss.

    So Jacko unless you are four years old...

    But back to business:

    3. They will need to hand out at least seven gold watches.

    4. They would have to do a huge recruitment drive for specifically named waitresses.

    5. Nelson Mandela would still have to be around to inspire the team.

    ...Top Five Reasons why:

    Eddie Jones survived as Australia coach for as long as he did.
     
  13. neck

    neck Guest

    5, He was a good coach (hahahaha)
    4, Matt Dunning
    3, No one noctied that Australia actully had a coach
    2, His good looks
    1, He used his mouth

    Things Geroge Gregan will be doing in 5 years time
     
  14. Mr. Laxative

    Mr. Laxative Guest

    5. PE teacher at St. Eddies (his old school)...
    4. Running his cafes in Sydney, possibly expanding throughout Australia.
    3. Putting all his kids through school - no financial probs there.
    2. Pumping weights at my local gym.
    1. Playing Over 35's Rugby in the local Canberra/Sydney comp.


    Five reasons why/why not my rugby game will be the best EVER!!
     
  15. DC

    DC Guest

    Things George Gregan Will Be Doing In 5 Years

    5.) Become a Warlord of Australia, his boyish charm and his captains vision will see him straight to the top!

    4.) No super 14 for him, he will be playing in the northern hemisphere with the likes of oldies andrew mehrtens, and justin marshall.

    3.) While being up north he signs a modeling contract with Richard Simmons.

    2.) Partaking in some fresh drugs with Wendell Sailor, particularly Cocaine

    1.) Acting at a Lord of the Rings convention.



    Top Five Reasons Why Jacko's Rugby Game Will Not BeThe Best
     
  16. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

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    Top 5 reasons that Rock music > Hip Hop
     
  17. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    For the purposes of this Top 5, "we" will refer to the hard core rockin motherf***ers, and "they" will refer to gangbanging womanising motherf***ers....


    Number 5: We play our instruments live... That means if we f*** it up, we f*** it up. We're real.

    Number 4: We aren't as marketable in todays society... That makes us real.

    Number 3: We put our necks out after each and every gig. They just get OOS in their wrists. We're real.

    Number 2: We don't need gold chains and crunk teeth to be cool. The rusty chains of modern society holding back our music from being aired and the bad teeth from smoking and drinking is more than enough. That is whats real.

    Number 1: We like to wear makeup and sing about our failed loves... They like wear leisurely clothes and talk about how many bitches they've plowed..... We're real.





    Top 5 reasons why Wendells new record deal may fall through.... Without mentioning the word cocaine.
     
  18. Dumbo

    Dumbo Guest

    1. If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out - ask Wendall
    2. If you wanna get down, down on the ground - ask Wendall
    3. If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues - ask Wendall
    4. When your day is done and you wanna run - ask Wendall
    5. If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on - ask Wendall
    6. Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back - ask Wendall

    5 Reasons why people dislike Englishmen
     
  19. MonoTurd

    MonoTurd Guest

    5) drop goals

    4) Nazi Germany ruling the world wasn't as bad as it sounded...

    3) Avenged Sevenfold

    2) They play along with all the jokes about how much tea they drink

    1) Teh Mite (just kidding)


    top 5 reasons why The All Blacks will choke in the World Cup next year
     
  20. 5. They always do.

    4. The World Cup always throws in upsets with the All Blacks usually the victims of teams finding form.

    3. Peaked too early.

    2. Have too much expectation on their shoulders from the New Zealand public.

    1. The Wallabies will it :p (Yes I know its very far fetched at this time).

    Top 5 reasons why Melbourne will win the 2006 NRL Premiership
     
  21. QKXV

    QKXV Guest

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