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you, sir, are a *******.Originally posted by wigan_rlfc@Apr 2 2005, 05:44 AM
There is an Englishman, a Scotish man, a German and a Jew on a small plane. All of a sudden the captain says "We have lost all engine power, there are only 2 parachutes on board, one for me and a spare one". The pilot then jumps out and opens his parachute. The Scotsman turns to the rest and says "How are we going to sort this one out?". A wave of national pride comes over the Englishman and he says "for what I do now I do for my country" he then leaps out of the plain and falls to his death. The Scotsman thinks "eh, thats brave" so he says, "For what I do now I do for my country" he then leaps out of the plane to his death. The German then stands up and says "For Vat I do now I do for mein Country" He then throws the Jew out of the plane and takes the parachute for himself.
lol when i read the 1st question i was like na ive herd this on a kevin bloody wilson cd, and then when i read the last one, it was diffrent and i fell of my chair...Originally posted by kinkon89@Apr 3 2005, 12:05 AM
i got one..........
a journalist goes to a village in the south pacific and interviews the chief of the village...he wants to ask him 3 questions so:
1. "when was your happiest time of your life?"....the chief answers"hmmm my goat got lost so we grab the village men and go find it in the forest and f**ck it and bring it back to the village"
the journalist says "no! i cant write that" so the journalist decides to ask another question.
2."whats your other happiest time of your life?"....the chief answers"hmmm my daughter got lost so we grab the village men and go find her in the forest and f**ck her and bring it back to the village"
the journalist says again "no! i cant write that" so the journalist decides to ask one more question.
3."whats your saddest time of your life?".....the chief answers"hmmm i got lost......................................."
That isn't true.Originally posted by ninjapirate+Apr 3 2005, 06:18 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ninjapirate @ Apr 3 2005, 06:18 AM)</div><!--QuoteBegin-wigan_rlfcyou, sir, are a *******. [/b]@Apr 2 2005, 05:44 AM
There is an Englishman, a Scotish man, a German and a Jew on a small plane. All of a sudden the captain says "We have lost all engine power, there are only 2 parachutes on board, one for me and a spare one". The pilot then jumps out and opens his parachute. The Scotsman turns to the rest and says "How are we going to sort this one out?". A wave of national pride comes over the Englishman and he says "for what I do now I do for my country" he then leaps out of the plain and falls to his death. The Scotsman thinks "eh, thats brave" so he says, "For what I do now I do for my country" he then leaps out of the plane to his death. The German then stands up and says "For Vat I do now I do for mein Country" He then throws the Jew out of the plane and takes the parachute for himself.
doesnt make sense. dialysis takes blood from your arm!Originally posted by el_tk@Apr 3 2005, 12:38 PM
What's silver and sits at the end of your bed taking the **** out of you?
A dialysis machine.
Could be that **** is derived from blood????Originally posted by woodie+Apr 5 2005, 09:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (woodie @ Apr 5 2005, 09:32 PM)</div><!--QuoteBegin-el_tkdoesnt make sense. dialysis takes blood from your arm! [/b]@Apr 3 2005, 12:38 PM
What's silver and sits at the end of your bed taking the **** out of you?
A dialysis machine.
Yes, but the point is that it's taking out waste from your body, the job the kidneys would usually do. I think that joke is now very deadOriginally posted by woodie+Apr 5 2005, 09:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (woodie @ Apr 5 2005, 09:32 PM)</div><!--QuoteBegin-el_tkdoesnt make sense. dialysis takes blood from your arm! [/b]@Apr 3 2005, 12:38 PM
What's silver and sits at the end of your bed taking the **** out of you?
A dialysis machine.
i'll northern hemisphere your joke.... *grumbles*Originally posted by kinkon89@Apr 6 2005, 06:58 AM
they're Northern Hemisphere jokes............lol