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There was a young man from Japan
Who wrote verse that never would scan
When they said “But the thing
Doesn’t go with a swing”
He said “yes I know but I always like to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can”
 

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A Scotsman walks into a bar...

Usually he'd be joined by an Englishamn, an Irishman and a Welshman - but they're all still in Japan
Like it. Looking forward to the Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman walk into a bar update in a couple of weeks!
 

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Like it. Looking forward to the Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman walk into a bar update in a couple of weeks!
Celebrating making the final? And England losing for the Scot of course!
 

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Dunno if this is kicking around the forums somewhere, but it's new to me. I loved it.

 

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A Scotsman and Irishman are sitting in a bar with an extra pint waiting for the Welshman on his return from Japan. All of them ready for next Saturday to watch England play and win the Rugby World Cup. :D
 

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Englishman walks into a bar, there are no Scotsmen, Irishmen or Welshmen in the bar as he's in Japan.
 

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Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
 
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