Make me Laugh, TRF

[Cruz_del_Sur]

I am fairly sure you can play around with the "French" portion, place it elsewhere and get away with it.

I've heard/read "Thai green curry" quite a few times. I don't recall ever reading/hearing "green Thai curry".

 

[Yulia]

 

[Bada-Bing!]

 

[TRF_melon]

Should I say welcome back? haven't see you in the past 3 years...

Yes, you may. I would also welcome gazes of admiration and bountiful compliments.

 

[Bada-Bing!]

 

[Bada-Bing!]

Why did the Pirates have to go into lockdown?

Because the “Arrrr!” Rate had risen.

If there’s a bad pirate joke I haven’t heard it.

 

[Bada-Bing!]

Bear walks into a COVID Safe pub.

Bear: “Can I have a whiskey and a ............................................................................................................................................................................................. .....................................................................beer”

Bar man: “Why the long pause?”

Bear: “don’t know I was born with them.”

 

[Seeker]

Today is Betty White's 99th birthday. Kudos to her!

 

[Vieux Talonneur]

Well this made me laugh....

Virimi Vakatawa Blunder Hurts Racing 92 In Defeat To Toulon

Some casual play from Virimi Vakatawa cost Racing 92 in a 29-23 defeat at home to Toulon in the Top 14 on Sunday.Racing 92 were 17-3 down 20 minutes into the match wh...

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[Which Tyler]

 

[Bada-Bing!]

 

[mania]

Bear walks into a COVID Safe pub.

Bear: “Can I have a whiskey and a ............................................................................................................................................................................................. .....................................................................beer”

Bar man: “Why the long pause?”

Bear: “don’t know I was born with them.”

that should be "why the big pause"

 

[Bada-Bing!]

that should be "why the big pause"

Yeh couldn’t edit the post after I realised.

 

[Yulia]

Yeh couldn’t edit the post after I realised.

Was that a joke about pause/paws?

 

[Reiser99]

Was that a joke about pause/paws?

yep

 

[Bada-Bing!]

Was that a joke about pause/paws?

Yeh that was the point of the joke.

 

[mania]

Yeh that was the point of the joke.

Jokes are like frogs. They die if you dissect them

 

[Reiser99]

Jokes are like frogs. They die if you dissect them

Don't most things die if you dissect them? What have you got against frogs huh? Why you picking on them?

 

[Bada-Bing!]

 

[Yulia]

Jokes are like frogs. They die if you dissect them

I'm not an English native speaker and didn't know that "paws" sounds like "pause"
So when I understood the joke, I was like :