The sick bay

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by St Helens RLFC, Dec 5, 2006.

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    Illness: Severe chest infection



    Off work?: Yes, until Sunday



    Medication: Copious amounts of tablets... 8 steroid tablets until I've used them all and I have 100...



    Recovery time: As long as is needed due to the asthma.
     
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  3. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    Injury = f***ed Up Back playing up again

    Off Work = Today Only (Painkillers are my friend)

    Medication = Panadol and some fancy stuff with about 96 letters in its name
     
  4. Goth Power

    Goth Power Guest

    I have come down with a slight head cold me thinks, but I reckon it might be an ear infection catching on as I have been feeling sick and have a f***ed up all day and feel tired constently.
     
  5. I had an ear infection for nigh on 12 months, go to the doctors and get it sorted.
     
  6. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    Injury = Bad Back
    Cause = Indoor Football
    Off Work = I would be so Lucky!!!
    Treatment = Deep Heat, Patches and Spray
    Recovery Time = By tommorow in time to play football
     
  7. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Ailment: Ulcerative Colitis
    Duration: 4 years so far
    Time off work: Combined total of 3 months overall
    Side effects: Increased risk of bowel cancer


    I win this round.
     
  8. Ouch! So far you do, yes!
     
  9. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    I'm not sure i'd even want to win this round...
     
  10. The Flash

    The Flash Guest

    I sometimes have an itchy leg.
     
  11. Dumbo

    Dumbo Guest

    Ailment = Premature Balding
    Cause = Not sure really, someone pointed it out one day and it just went down hill from there
    Off Work = Not sure if I can but am willing to give it a go
    Treatment = Alcohol and wearing hats
    Side effects = Lack of getting my end away
    Recovery Time = Think it's all down hill from here
     
  12. ak47

    ak47 Guest

    Injury = Foggy head, bad breath
    Cause = Excessive Alcohol
    Off Work = No chance...work hard play hard
    Treatment = Water at the mo..... more beer ASAP
    Recovery Time = However long it takes to drink 6-10 more schooners
     
  13. Injury = Bruised hand, bad foot, splitting headache
    Cause = Women
    Off Work = I wish
    Treatment = Sleep and punching things (unfortuantely leads to more injuries
    Recovery Time = 15th December
     
  14. - Injury = horrible cough and stiff back
    - Cause = Doing an hour scrummage session in the freezing cold ******* rain in the mud ball that is Malleny Park training pitch.
    - Treatment = cough sweets/medicine and sleep
    - Off Work = Nup cause I'm 'ard...even playing Rugby tomorrow cause the adrenline will pick me up
    - Recovery time = no idea
     
  15. wigan_rlfc

    wigan_rlfc Guest

    Worst ailment of them all.
     
  16. Bullitt

    Bullitt Guest

    Worst ailment of them all. [/b][/quote]

    Holla.

    :wall:
     
  17. Black-Monday

    Black-Monday Guest

    - Injury = Knackered Ankle and Calf Strain
    - Cause = Some fat prop sat on my leg in a ruck and it all went the wrong way
    - Treatment = Heavy Strapping
    - Off Work = No need really, just hobbling round college, need to revise for my January AS Levels
    - Recovery time = no idea
     
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