Little Johnny is playing with his trains and when the train enters the station he says: "Next stop Bleeckerstreet. All the assholes get off the train!" His mother hears this and says: "Johnny, I do not want you to use that filthy language! Now, go to your room and think about what you did!" A couple of hours, the little boy comes out of his room and starts playing with the trains again. All of a sudden he yells:"Next stop, Grand Central Station. Everybody get off the train. And for the people who are wondering why we've had a 3 hour delay, ask the bitch in the kitchen!" Little Johnny has to help his grandma with a superpository (a pill to insert in your butt) because she has very short arms. His grandma explains that she will take of her pants, bends over and then little Johnny just has to insert the pill. When little Johnny is looking where to put it, he is unsure what to do and asks:"Grandma, where do I put it? That rusty hole or in the turkey's mouth?"