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My wife and I are on the verge of splitting up because of my obsession for Welsh rugby.

But I have decided to give it one last try.
 
I remember 2017 like it was yesterday :)

I met a dyslexic Yorkshire man the other day. He was wearing a cat flap.

My resolutions are: 1) Stop writing lists. B) Be more consistent. 7) Learn to count.
 
sheep dog "Farmer Brown. I've rounded up the 20 sheep"
Farmer Brown "but i only count 17"
sheep dog "yeah i know. i rounded up"
 
I've recently received spam em-mails from a guy called Buster.

He keeps sending me song ***les from 70's band The Sweet.

Does anyone know the way. There's got to be a way, to block Buster?
 
"I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have Florets".
 
There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused
 
There was a old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Looked like Haiku

He said, with a laugh
"I cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two"
 

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