Die.
The two new teams are the Western Force in Western Australia, they are made up of players from the other three Aussie S12 teams, while they have some decent signings (such as Brendon Cannon, also known as Kevin Mealamu's *****) and some South African team who I assume get thier players from Currie Cup teams and the other S12 franchises.
The chances of a coconut team joining is zilch. Even if they did, it would get blown out every game as all the decent players are already playing NPC/NZ S12 teams or earning the mega bucks in Japan or Europe. I would rather develop Argentina and have an Argie team.