What a great day I had yesterday. Positively hilarious, in fact. In the morning I was attacked by a rather large seagull as I crossed the road where it was stood on the pavement. I had no other place to cross and I couldn't walk in the main road because... well, it was a main road, and I'm not getting mown down for no seagull, fool! Anyhow, it wouldn't get out of my way, so I lazily swung my carrier bag at it and stamped my foot. It was after some bread on the floor. It let me past but not before snapping at my foot. I wasn't going to be having any of that, so I picked the bread up, and threw it down a grid, pointing at the gull and going HA HA at the top of my voice. It looked like it was going to fly at me and I was going to have to flee but it relented and just looked ****** off instead. And then, on my way home, I saw a happy slapper get happy slapped. Brilliant. This girl who was just stood at the bus got attacked by this other girl and her friend (who filmed the attack) but in 15 seconds, both were unconcious on the floor and the mobile phone smashed on the floor. Absolutely top drawer. Who said travelling to and from work was dull.....?