The Good Wife's Guide

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by melon, Jul 21, 2007.

  1. melon

    melon Guest

    Dad sent me this and I found it fairly amusing, so I thought I'd share it with you gentlemen (I don't think the females among us will approve, but hopefully they'll see the humorus side to it).

    Click on the yellow full size image alert so you can read it.
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  3. Hazey

    Hazey Guest

    Is that a genuine article from 1955, do you know?
     
  4. O'Rothlain

    O'Rothlain Guest

    Wow...they were like super-geniuses back in '55! If this guide would only be followed, there'd be no war, no poverty and possibly even no AIDs. Hat's off to you, Housekeeping Monthly, for solving the mystery of Utopia.
     
  5. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    I think it's genuine, since a few friends and I have been wanting to read the entire guide for quite some time now :p
    One friend tends to quote one line from it too, only she rephrases it as 'Shut up when he comes up, whatever you say is boring anyway'.
     
  6. melon

    melon Guest

    Yep, it's genuine. Funny how women actually told other women how to be good wives, how to behave etc.
     
  7. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    Yeah, bitch!
    Stay in your place!
     
  8. Dmx#1

    Dmx#1 Guest

    Yeah these were the good old days when Women would know their place and Men didn't have to resort to the pimp hand. Now pimp slapping is the new rage. Everywhere i go people constantly challenge my pimp slapping skills. Man or Women I will pimp slap you fool!
     
  9. BokMagic

    BokMagic Guest

    So that`s where my wife gets her tips from, Housekeeping Monthly from `55. :D

    Women`s magazines sure changed some over the last 50 years hey. Used to be worth reading, looks like. And these days you get Cosmo. Go figure.
     
  10. Dmx#1

    Dmx#1 Guest

    Yeah man, the magazines have changed. Is that cosmo magazine the one where it's basically porn in text form? When I was reading it was like what the hell?!
     
  11. melon

    melon Guest

    I know exactly what you mean! It's loaded full of graphically textual stories and advice!
     
  12. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    I'm guessing you guys read a special edition of Cosmo just for males, the issues I read usually contain more fashion then sex advice.
     
  13. BokMagic

    BokMagic Guest

    True. I know this `cause my wife actually buys it religiously every month. More tips on fashion, and of course, those really interesting "how to feel happy about yourself by weighing only 45kg like most models by following our 7-step diet plan" type stuff. I think some of the guys are confusing Cosmo with GQ or something.
     
  14. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    Shut up!
    Does your man know you're using his computer?!?!
     
  15. Dmx#1

    Dmx#1 Guest

    Nah, i defininatly knew i was reading a chick magazine it might not have cosmo though. It was a while ago and i do have a habit of forgetting things that happened 30 seconds ago.
     
  16. Hazey

    Hazey Guest

    This has to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Do you actually try and act like this in real life, or just on an internet forum?
     
  17. Rugby_Cymru

    Rugby_Cymru Guest

    I think he's just making light of the situation. :)
     
  18. Dmx#1

    Dmx#1 Guest

    I was joking you idiot do you actually think i was being serious?I hope not otherwise you would really deserve a pimp slap FOOL!
     
  19. Sending image to feminist girlfriend.... NOW.

    Amen.
     
  20. zavala

    zavala Guest

    That's amusing, if not laugh out loud funny. I've probably seen too many of those for the effect to be the same.
     
  21. Laetca

    Laetca Guest

    What is 'laugh out loud' funny? Since when has there been a lol scale? :p People really get soaked up in the internet lingo I guess.

    Also, not using 'my man's' computer, not very nice to tell a lady to shut up.
    But then again, I don't think it's very nice to be calling people idiots for no good reason, so I must be the moronic type that likes stuff to be nice.
     
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