Ok, right here, right now, the story of your life has just been released globally in the cinema's. Tell us: - Who plays you in this film (you are not allowed to be yourself)? What genre is the film? Actor playing Me: Leonardo Di Caprio Genre: Light Drama/Comedy Title: The Sheep Always Face North. Plot: A story on how a 20 something makes his way through his life as an everyday schmoe struggling to achieve his ambition and make it as a writer. Girls make (infrequent) appearences as he and his flat mate waste their nights getting wrecked in Cardiff using bad chat up lines and going home to the internet.