The one off caption competition.

[Prestwick]

Winner gets...nowt!

"Her Majesty the Queen was not amused during her visit to Northampton upon being welcomed by Carlos Spencer, Rugby Player and pack horse for the local Brewery..."

 

[shtove]

Winner gets...nowt!

[/b]

Queen: "Quite. But one prefers a shot of Tana in one's haka."

 

[gingergenius]

Winner gets...nowt!

[/b]

"Yes, very good, but you haven't done your top button up" :angry:

 

[melon]

"You smell like potpourri"

 

[toup]

Proof of the horrific effects of inbreeding. And a gurning champion.

 

[shtove]

Queen reckons she's in with a shout at the annual giant-slug bending festival.[/b]

 

[Fa'atau82]

.. for f*cks sake.. Spit out the wasp, spit out the wasp!

or .. Doctors note the first case of 'invisible airbag spang syndrome.'

or .. Simon says.. 'pretend you are a corgi's arsehole'.

or .. NHS surgeon sacked after man's face transplant mix-up with bulldog's arsehole.

or .. Man's face changes in the wind after surprise theme park marriage proposal..

 

[gjohn85]

Queen: One's not amused...let me show you a face...."Camilla"

 

[getofmeland]

Barrack Obama tries to impress the Queen with his impression of George Bush!