The Pussy Song

Discussion in 'The Clubhouse Bar' started by getofmeland, Nov 13, 2006.

  1. getofmeland

    getofmeland Guest

    I have just come across the lyrics for this song, and would really like to hear it...

    Here are the Lyrics...

    My girl has got a pussy
    She keeps it hid from view
    And everywhere that she goes
    That pussy goes there too
    It dont drink milk or wash it's face
    It dont even purr
    But its got lovely whiskers and lots of ginger furr
    A week ago last tuesday
    I come home from the pub
    I said "Where that little pussy thtI love to stroke and rub?"
    But pussy wasnt willing and it was plain to see
    Someone had already stroked her
    And that someone wasnt me

    And..
    Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine
    Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime
    And now my heart is broken
    I'll kill that filthy swine
    Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought ws mine

    Pussy x6
    Pussy x6
    Pussy x6
    Pussy x6
    Pussy x6

    I loved that little pussy
    It filled me with delight
    but now I never see pussy all day
    And it stay out late at night
    Some siamese or persian
    Who shattered all my dreams
    It tiggled her nose like I once did
    And he fills her up with cream

    *miao's*

    Where are ya, ya f***ing cat?

    Somebody else is stroking, a pussy I thought was mine
    Smeone is petting poking and it really is a crime
    And now my heart is broken
    I'll kill that filthy swine
    Cause somebody else is stroking the pussy I thought was mine

    Pussy x6 (Repeat until fade)

    There you are, you bloody animal!
     
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  3. C A Iversen

    C A Iversen Guest

    Cats have never been the most loyal animals......
     
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