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A massive group seem to infest a park in Cardiff (the one just in front of the Town Hall/Museum for those who know Cardiff) which is kinda annoying.
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I used to be one of those!!! Not for very long though, I flirted with the idea but they were all hanging around by the fountains, ****** or stoned constantly which was not really alluring.
Now I'm a Uni student there, so have to avoid them every day getting to lectures. :wall: ;)
 
Robin Hood? Robin Hood?!?! By my troth, I've heard that name far too oft since coming to Nottingham.Forsooth, this Hood fellow must learn that he cannot mock the power of me, Prince John, with impunity. Yet he strikes hither and yon without warning, and vanishes without a trace. And what are you doing about it? Eh, my good Lord Sheriff? You and your man Sir Guy of Gisbourn sit upon your backsides doing nothing, while treasure that is rightfully mine... I mean treasure that rightfully belongs to my brother, the King... is stolen from under your very noses!

5, 000 Ducats Reward For the Capture of Robin Hood
Ha! Do you think that will work? These Saxon dogs are all in it together. None of them would betray him... but wait a moment... what if we could get him to betray himself? What if we lay a trap for Hood, and bait it with a bait that he will never be able to resist...

A giant piece of cheese, you say, Sheriff... Yes, very good... Gorgonzola, you think... Yes, well, we'll take that on board Sheriff... No, it's a good idea, I just think we should be thinking a little further outside the box... A competition, Sir Guy? With the prize of a golden arrow? Interesting. And the competition... Parcheesi? Does he like parcheesi? Are you sure? Oh, everyone likes parcheesi, you say. That fact may work against us, you see we'd get too many entrants. Besides, Hood might lose. We need something that he's certain to win, thus revealing his identity to us.

Male modeling, Sheriff? He's a handsome man, then, is he? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Really. He's that good looking, is he Sheriff? No, no, I'm not implying anything. No, I don't want to see pictures of your wife and children. Seriously, it doesn't matter to me whether you are or you aren't... Yes, I know it matters to you... We seem to be drifting from the subject.

What else does Hood do well? Steals from us, thank you Sir Guy. But I can't really have a competition for that, can I?

Idiot. Nothing, I didn't say anything. How about an archery tournament? He's a legendary archer isn't he? Right, now we're getting it. Sir Guy, you make the necessary preparations.

Good meeting, everyone, good meeting.

Okay, first I'd like to say that the purpose of this meeting isn't to cast blame. Okay? We're here to fix the problem, not the blame. We just don't want a repeat of what happened at the Archery Tournament, okay? I lost fifteen guards, and the rest are on strike for improved Occupational Health and Safety regulations. If we know what went wrong, we won't make similar mistakes in the future, all right?

Oh, good morrow, Marian. Sure, you can sit in on our meeting, but I warn you, you might find it pretty dull. Boy stuff, you know? Evil plans and so on... yes, take notes if you like.

Anyway, Robin slipped through my grasp again. This time, I say screw being clever. He may have the brains, but we have the might. We know he and his Merry Men are based in Sherwood Forrest, right? So, we just round up as many soldiers as we can and lay siege to the place.

Yes, Sir Guy, I remember what happened when did that with those religious kooks hanging out with John Wycliffe. Yes, the media hung us out to dry, but like I said, this time we learn from our mistake.

Right. Right. Right. So... you get to Sherwood with a thousand men, catapults, fire and steel and - now correct me if I'm getting this wrong - you find the road blocked by thirty smelly hippies from the "Protect Sherwood Forrest League". Yuh. What's that, Sheriff? They weren't all hippies, some were respectable homeowners? Well, that makes it so much better that you turned around and came home.

I know you couldn't kill them with the TV cameras there! I'm not stupid! What I want to know is, how did these jackasses know we were coming? Huh? Not now, Marian, sweetheart. She gone? Nice girl, but a few pustules short of a plague victim, if you get me. Oh, don't sulk, Sir Guy, I know you like her. Still, I feel better with her gone. The fewer people privy to our discussions, the better.

Oh, what now? Who are you? You're measuring the meeting room for new tapestries? Can't you do it later? Today or next month, is it? I know it's the busy season, but I am Prince, doesn't that deserve... okay, okay, okay, just get a move on.

Now, we need a new plan. Yes, Sheriff. Put the word about that there's a fabulous treasure in Nottingham Castle? Good one. Then Robin Hood sneaks in to grab it, and we pounce on him. Look, mister goatee, nobody asked you, so get back to measuring. I don't care. I don't care what you think might make good bait, y- the very crown of England you say? Say, that's not a bad idea. You see that, you two? That's the sort of evil plan that should be coming from you. You like the tapestry business? Because I may have a couple of evil management positions coming up. Strange, he seems to have vanished as mysteriously as he arrived. Oh, well, you two get cracking.

Hello, everyone. And how are you both today. Sheriff, you're looking well. Would you say I'm looking well? No answer? Well, I'll tell you - I'm not looking well, oh, no, no. The reason for this is that instead of my crown, I seem to be wearing a plastic tiara that's been spray painted gold. Now why do you think that is? Sheriff? Speak up please. Louder, I still can't hear you? That's right you lost it, you bumbling jackinape!

Yes, Sir Guy? This had better be good. My brother has returned to England. Marvelous. What's that Sheriff? Scare him off? Scare him off? Great idea. After all, they named him Richard the Lion Hearted because of that interesting transplant experiment he was involved in, not because he's, oh, I don't know, f***ing brave. What else? Really? Now that is interesting. You overheard Maid Marian plotting with Robin Hood? The two are in love, how touching. Right, this is the last chance for both of you morons, I want Marian used as bait to capture Robin, I want my brother assassinated, and I want to be crowned King of England, ASAP. You shitheads think you can handle that?

in other words inadaquate minions
 
I hate the group of 17 year olds who get their license to drive by themselves and make their seat recline right back so they have to look through the gap between the inside of the steering wheel which only just gives a view over the top of the dash board and on top of all that they have a lawn mower engined shoe box with a massive milo tin welded on to the exhaust pipe.
 
Women who don't give head it's the 21st Century and there are woman that dont give head smh
 
I hate the group of 17 year olds who get their license to drive by themselves and make their seat recline right back so they have to look through the gap between the inside of the steering wheel which only just gives a view over the top of the dash board and on top of all that they have a lawn mower engined shoe box with a massive milo tin welded on to the exhaust pipe.[/b]
Hahaha, I had a mate who did that, he isn't a mate anymore. :p
 
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I hate the group of 17 year olds who get their license to drive by themselves and make their seat recline right back so they have to look through the gap between the inside of the steering wheel which only just gives a view over the top of the dash board and on top of all that they have a lawn mower engined shoe box with a massive milo tin welded on to the exhaust pipe.[/b]
Hahaha, I had a mate who did that, he isn't a mate anymore. :p
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L . O . L

And the tin foil covered mags.

Yeah, they're............ uhh.......... cool I guess.
 
Spinning hub caps are another massive annoyance, especially on the cars we've been discussing.

Chrome plastic spinning hubs caps. An absolute abomination.
 
-Fat people. I know it's kind of racist but I can't help it. I always want to go straight at them and tell them to just stop f***ing eating anything.

-People thinking that money and work is everything in life.

-Bad organisation (Hello French administration :wall: )

-SUV's and the assholes driving them.

-People governing other people according to books written centuries ago, with children stories in it. (You got me.)
 
World Rugby Shop and their f***ing bullshit shipping setup, $20 and I still have to call UPS and pay another $50 for TWO f***ing shirts to be shipped to me, SHIPPING IS COSTING ME ALMOST AS MUCH AS THE SHIRTS!!!


I will never do business with those ******** again.
 
!@#$ retards that join TRF to download things, and then all of their 10 posts say **** like:

Habana is da fastest player eva!!!!

Go *insert team name here*

Yes, i agree

LoL

haha

I hate you all, and you are idiots, go and carry on posting your rubbish on youtube, and waste someone else's time and oxygen. F%$# ups.
 
When you're driving.. i hate it when people actually walk towards your car when they are crossing from the middle of the road and you can't avoid them because they won't wait and literally appear to be walking into the car.

Kids with the wheels in the heels of the shoes. Pointless and very dangerous.

Disabled people in motorised electric vehicles who decide to drive on the road with the topspeed of about 10mph, and also the ones that try to run you over on the pavement because they are won't avoid you because you are young and they have the 'right' to be old and cretinous.

Football players who dive and roll around on the floor pretending to be injured when clearly they are not. It's quite beautiful at times though it must be said, it's like swan lake on grass.

English sports press. I can't watch a match in most sports, or follow a match simply because if they win they are expected to win every game spectacularly with an awesome and revolutional style of play, and if they lose then they get shot.
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I am a truckie and i hate people that pass you and then go slower than what u were going in the first place!..
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Lankan @ Aug 31 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
women who turn out to be actually men[/b]

I hope your not speaking from experience


Another thing that makes me mad is women who give head but make ur pee pee feel like it went through a cheese grater.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DarkManX @ Aug 31 2008, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
I hope your not speaking from experience


Another thing that makes me mad is women who give head but make ur shlong feel like it went through a cheese grater.[/b]
1. I have a two night stopover in Bangkok in a few weeks so will face the 'lady boy' enigma head on, I have gotten many tips on how to choose em though but I may need to resort to 'Do you have a penis?'

2. A mate of mine had a gf that was so bad she literally used to chomp on it, he would bleed on occasions, she just didn't understand what she was doing. :p
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BLR @ Aug 31 2008, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DarkManX @ Aug 31 2008, 06:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I hope your not speaking from experience


Another thing that makes me mad is women who give head but make ur shlong feel like it went through a cheese grater.[/b]
1. I have a two night stopover in Bangkok in a few weeks so will face the 'lady boy' enigma head on, I have gotten many tips on how to choose em though but I may need to resort to 'Do you have a penis?'

2. A mate of mine had a gf that was so bad she literally used to chomp on it, he would bleed on occasions, she just didn't understand what she was doing. :p
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1. Ughhhh that doesnt help if they have gone through surgery :wacko:

2. Seriously I dont promote violence towards woman, but if I ever get a chick like that i will give her a swift backhand.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (DarkManX @ Aug 31 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
1. Ughhhh that doesnt help if they have gone through surgery :wacko:

2. Seriously I dont promote violence towards woman, but if I ever get a chick like that i will give her a swift backhand.[/b]
1. That's why you look at the hands, you can't get smaller hands. :)

2. Nah, she was super hot though, just got a bit excited, not sure if she eventually learnt though.
 
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BLR @ Aug 31 2008, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
1. I have a two night stopover in Bangkok in a few weeks so will face the 'lady boy' enigma head on,[/b]

Ha. Crazy. My girlfriend has a stopover in Bangkok on her way to Italy in a few weeks.

Also, the price of cheese makes me angry.
 

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