For talking rot.

[BrokenWing]

I once made the mistake of parking in the car park next to Lincoln city council offices. Had to wait for three hours to get back to my car after a bomb scare at the council.

 

[AlRums]

Back in the 80s I was working at a stockbrokers in Holborn when they uncovered and opened a plague pit across at a construction site across the road.

It was a bit concerning when all these blokes suddenly turned up in full hazmat gear outside the front door.

Apparently they still found evidence of the black death virus.

 

[Bada-Bing!]

Brown bear heavyweight Chunk wins Fat Bear Week despite injury

The bear was praised for his resilience and adaptability after beginning the contest with a broken jaw.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ddanno]

Hey who's modernised my ******* forum?

 

[AlRums]

Hey who's modernised my ******* forum?

Yeah, much harder to read

 

[Ragey Erasmus]

Plastic bottles you haven't got a hope in hell of opening without absolutely shredding your hands. Just had to use a knife to cut away the plastic ring around the lid because there was no way it was coming unscrewed otherwise without a vice and pliers.

 

[Ddanno]

Oh look who the new golden boi is

 

[Ddanno]

Where's @AlRums buggered off to?

 

[Ddanno]

Hey who's put ads on my ******* forum?