The Anti-joke Chicken

[YesImAfroJack]

Now for those of you who do not know , this is the anti joke chicken , this is a very recent and popular meme . I hope others can post those they find in here , kthanxbye

 

[lucky number 7]

I like Memes ...

Why did the chicken cross the road..

Stay the **** out of my business...

 

[YesImAfroJack]

whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple

the holocaust

 

[Feicarsinn]

whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple

the holocaust

Elaborate.

 

[GreenyBoii]

Elaborate.

The only thing I can think of is: The Hole Of Cause.

 

[TNT88]

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing.


What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Get into the car Robin.

 

[GreenyBoii]

Why did the chicken cross the road at night?

So people wouldn't see him and wouldn't question his motives!

 

[Leonormous Boozer]

Why am I looking at this thread?
Because it has an interesting ***le and I wondered what it was about.

 

[King_D'Arcy]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

 

[lucky number 7]

Whats funnier than this joke?
The one about the Horse with the long face who actually had a valid reason for having a sullen appearance.

 

[YesImAfroJack]

yo mama so old
she'll probably die pretty soon

whats white at the top and black at the bottom ?
society

whats sad about 4 people going over a cliff in a mercedes ?
they were my friends

a priest , a rabbi and a imam walk into a bar
the bartender says " what is this , a joke ? Muslims don't drink alcohol

a man walks into a bar
ouch

a man walks into a bar
he has a drinking problem and a family of 4

whats blue and smells like red paint ?
blue paint

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub ?
17.

why did yo mama cross the road ?
to have an affair with the neighbour

what do you call cheese that's not yours ?
stolen , you're under arrest

 

[YesImAfroJack]

bottom left FTW

 

[theonlychubbychild]

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
-Because he was hit by a bus.

 

[theonlychubbychild]

What's black, white and upside down?
-˙ʇxǝʇ sıɥʇ

 

[Gavin]

What bee produces milk?



A booooobeeeeeeee.....

 

[theonlychubbychild]

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

 

[peks89]

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck?

"where's my truck?"

 

[King_D'Arcy]

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.

The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

 

[lucky number 7]

A gay man walks into a bar.
And orders a beer.

 

[theonlychubbychild]

A preist, a rabi and a muslim walk into a bar. what a good example of an integrated community.