The Irish to sweep the series. Yep, that's right.
Hear me out.
It goes like this; we lose the first test by a close margin. Hansen panics and puts SBW at 10 (due to the SBW-nuthuggers and the women that think they know rugby/sport demand it). And instead of squaring the series 1-1, Hansen makes a slew of changes, including a bunch of players voted on by a panel of women and non-sports fans of nZ - including overhyped and popular athletes from the country/globe like Benji Marshall, Stephen Brett, Dillon Boucher, Brendan McCullum, and Ryan Nelsen (did I mention SBW?

).
Second test; the irish score 109-3 (thanks to a penalty goal by re-called All Black, Buck Shelford). But not even Buck can save a team full of "popularity" and "flash", but no substance.
Third test, the NZ public panics even more; fires Hansen, replaces him with Pat Lam - the only choice left as the NZRU can't retain the rest of our coaches as they've spent it all trying to re-sign SBW (his contract including movie deals, 3 album deal, and an ad to appear on Woman's Day magazine). We lose 20-3 (only because John Key passed a law that made tries scored by opposition teams to be worth only 1 point).
True story.
All this within the space of a month.
You heard it here first. :lol: