Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas stories

Discussion in 'General Gaming Chat' started by St Helens RLFC, Nov 2, 2004.

  1. It's out everywhere.

    You've got the game, you've got the experiences, so tell us your stories right here.

    (Idea copyright captainamerica 2004)
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  3. Damnit. I thought this would be rocking, but, alas, I suppose we're all stuck in missions and trying to progress. Not a lot on the 'adventure' front.

    Hell, I don't have anything to add.

    Other than stealing the parachute from the building in Los Santos, stealing a plane, and then trying to climb as high as possible to do a magnificient jump. Kept climbing, but couldn't understand why I saw the city above me?????

    Ended up doing a loopty-loop. Oops.

    So I jumped out, parachuted and enjoyed the view, watched the plane plummet onto the beach, and then I tried to land on a moving car -- failed.

    Then I went and beat up a hooker.

    That's kinda how all my adventures end these days: Dead hookers.

    Don't get me wrong, if the game had dinosaurs or dwarves -- I'd beat them up. Until then, it's hookers.
  4. ak47

    ak47 Guest


    funnest way to get places is too fly then jump

    i have finished the game, and now buying all the property and will treat my GF's.
  5. How the hell have you finished the game?

    I take it, you mean all the missions, but surely you're not at 100%? Are you?

    Christ, I'm not out of Los Santos yet (playing very slowly, as you can see)

    edit* saw your post in the other gta thread.
  6. kaftka

    kaftka Guest

    I hate finishing games quickly (unless it's solitare or minesweeper.) especially if it's GTA.
  7. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    Well, I went on a road trip with 7 homies, one coach, and a pocketful of dreams.

    I took a fw pictures of the homies in front of the bus before I left, and then set out to mount chiliad. After a long drive, I finally made it to the top. Took a few pictures, took in the spectacular view on the observation deck, and then took more pictures. I was trying to get a picture of me looking out into the sunset at the highest point of the mountain, the homies followed me and one immediately plummeted to his death, (Eddie).

    I was devastated, so I decided to take the rest of the homies down the mountain and back to Grove Street before more got hurt. I walked down the steepest parts of the mountain to save time, and they did real good in following me, until about halfway down. 4 of the homies must have been running too fast because they flew off the slope and fell to the ground, screaming all the way. (Spike, Bats, Nicky, and Leo) I took a picture of their dead bodies and continued on with Spanky Edwards and Billy. I took some more pictures of them with the forest in the background, and eventually made it almost to the road. I jumped off the final ledge. But apparently I misjudged the height of that ledge, the fall killed me, Spanky Edwards, and Billy.
  8. woodie

    woodie Guest

    I'm getting annoyed by this bloody driving mission of Cesar's in the badlands. I think It's called Wu Zi tU or similar. Must have tried it 10 times. keep crashing. grr. may have a quick PES4 break for a couple of days before trying htis again!
  9. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    The Races in this are way easier than the ones in Vice City and GTA 3 IMO
  10. Yeah im stuck on the race after this, its bloody annoying [​IMG]
  11. -JJ-

    -JJ- Guest

    Races aren't too bad, you don't need to go flat out the whole time. You can brake and take your thumb off the accelerator when navigating corners and you'll still win.
  12. Yeah but its just that the car you get sucks all speed no handling
  13. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    All of the races Ive done let you choose which car you drive... apart from the Arena ones
  14. Nah not the one after the Wu zi tu mission u have to drive the car your given
  15. Ripper

    Ripper Guest


    Meh, Dony think I did that one... my brother did 2 or 3 missions while I was out the other day (this was before my game corrupted)

    On the Wi Zi Mu mission there was this glitch on my game where I was to able to use a motorbike
  16. Was just crusing through one of my captured hoods in Vinewood the other day (What a bitch it is when you loose them!) when I heard this weird noise - I looked to my car's right just in time to see a prop plane on fire falling out of the sky. It plunged into a row of those posh wooden houses and demolished four or five of them in a huge, huge fireball. I went up to investigate and there was the shell of said plane. The fire raged until the fire brigade arrived. But never got put out because they hit me with the hose - not a good idea, so I dragged them both out of the vehicle and ate their liver with some fava beans and a nice chiante..... FTFTFTFTFT
  17. woodie

    woodie Guest

    No, you can use any car apart from a m-bike and a police truck.
  18. woodie

    woodie Guest

    bllody hell this one is hard
  19. woodie

    woodie Guest

    YESSSSSSSSS. thank god I got that one out of the way. I had 0 visibility for the second stage which didnt exactly help.
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    Goddamn. That is some poetry, Ripper. Absolutely brilliant but also a very sad tale, indeed.

    You know, Bats and Leo were inseperable -- always hung out together. I guess it's best that they died together too. Poor lads.

    Poor lads, each and every one of them.

    Damn. First Ol Dirty *******, now this.

    Gotta drink some 40's for the dead homies.
  21. Ripper

    Ripper Guest

    Nice Looking 40's there... [​IMG]
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