Not spending more time with the Lady of the house?
If it's just the lawn that needs mowing, get a sheep. Less vicious then goats, easier to transport then cows. [/b]
Laetca, Biology 101 teaches us that, in order to impregnate the Lady of the house, you do need to spend more time with said Lady of the house. And if said lady just opens legs without spending time, then the lady is a tramp, and I wouldn`t have married her.........
As for sheep, well my 2 English boxers and Daubermann pincher would really like that. Rare lamb chops, served right in their own yard! They`re licking their lips in anticipation already.