I'd be the type of mother who pretends to lose her kid after putting him on the Postman Pat ride outside of Tesco's, when she's actually in the Post Office looking for a new man.
I taught him that knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.Scotty has been eating vegetables at my command for 17 years.
I love how this thread has again been derailed to the ground...
Nice going guys...
Yeah, it's getting tiresome.