how tuff is mike hussey
When Mike Hussey goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Mike
Hussey.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Mike
Hussey.
Mike Hussey counted to infinity - twice.
Mike Hussey invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When Mike Hussey does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing
the Earth down.
Mike Hussey hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Mike Hussey gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Mike Hussey can slam a revolving door.
Some kids **** their name in the snow. Mike Hussey can **** his name into
concrete.
Mike Hussey once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Mike Hussey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one
fools Mike Hussey.
Mike Hussey can speak Braille.
Mike Hussey's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Superman owns a pair of Mike Hussey pyjamas.
Mike Hussey owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the
1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of
Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from
the game Uno.
Mike Hussey sleeps with a night light. Not because Mike Hussey is afraid of
the dark, but the dark is afraid of Mike Hussey.
Mike Hussey doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they
touch his body.
Once a cobra bit Mike Hussey's leg. After five days of excruciating pain,
the cobra died.
Mike Hussey divides by zero.
Mike Hussey is always on top during sex because Mike Hussey never f***s up.
When Mike Hussey exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Mike Hussey doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mike Hussey sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled cricketing ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Mike slog swept the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should
have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the
month.
Mike Hussey can kill two stones with one bird.
Mike Hussey once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
Mike Hussey once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a
friend that the expression "shi**ting bricks" wasn't just a figure of
speech.
The only time Mike Hussey was wrong was when he thought he had made a
mistake.
Brian Lara once defeated Mike Hussey in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In
retaliation, Mike Hussey invented racism
